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    One time I was plastered and...
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    i posted a lame ass thread about being plastered
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    ummm... slept in the bathtub on my 21st bday, after 13 shots of vodka, lil bit of watermelon pucker and probably 4 or 5 shots of tequila (hate tequila...)
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    once time I was so plastered.. I removed all of the tint from my windows...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Leisa
    once time I was so plastered.. I removed all of the tint from my windows...
    hope you didn't use a razor blade?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by speedminded
    hope you didn't use a razor blade?!
    nope... it was some other type of sharp object i beleive... very long time ago
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    ...showed a lil too much skin at La Vaca :boobies:
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    one time i got plastered and well ya...this happened......
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    I was "plastered" and made out with my girls girlfriend in front of her.. then I laughed when they both started crying in the limo

    they dont like each other no more
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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast®
    I was "plastered" and made out with my girls girlfriend in front of her.. then I laughed when they both started crying in the limo

    they dont like each other no more
    bahahahahhahahaha .. evil but funny ..
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    i was plastered and i could not remember anything ..
    NY STAY HIGH !!!
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    One time I was plastered in athens and i had to take a piss and it was rushing like a waterfall, a bicycle cop rolled up and told me to turn around while i was pissing, so i pissed all over his bike and his shoes on accident......drunk nights.....


    prob the only time i get to piss on a cop again......
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhAtBoYMr2
    One time I was plastered in athens and i had to take a piss and it was rushing like a waterfall, a bicycle cop rolled up and told me to turn around while i was pissing, so i pissed all over his bike and his shoes on accident......drunk nights.....


    prob the only time i get to piss on a cop again......
    aw shit that sounds like a night out w/ carrasco LIRL
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    walked though the wendy's drive thru.



    but the funny part is when the girl opened the window to give us our food i was standing there pissing
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    Quote Originally Posted by never_finished
    walked though the wendy's drive thru.



    but the funny part is when the girl opened the window to give us our food i was standing there pissing

    I could only believe that coming from you! HAHAHA
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    busted out the front windshield of my ex's 4 runner with my fist after throwing a hammer at him... oh those tequilla nights..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cav-E-R
    busted out the front windshield of my ex's 4 runner with my fist after throwing a hammer at him... oh those tequilla nights..


    note to self, dont fuck with Cav-E-R
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cav-E-R
    busted out the front windshield of my ex's 4 runner with my fist after throwing a hammer at him... oh those tequilla nights..
    HMMM...I wonder why?!...Get ready for the Tequila this weekend hun!
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    Quote Originally Posted by buddha@TeamFX
    HMMM...I wonder why?!...Get ready for the Tequila this weekend hun!

    Keep her away from winshields!!! HAHAA
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cav-E-R
    busted out the front windshield of my ex's 4 runner with my fist after throwing a hammer at him... oh those tequilla nights..
    [australian voice] this beaut we got here mates is a fiesty one, be careful now...corner this beast in the bush and it'll grab ya by the short and curly's
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    Quote Originally Posted by speedminded
    [australian voice] this beaut we got here mates is a fiesty one, be careful now...corner this beast in the bush and it'll grab ya by the short and curly's
    LOLOL +1
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    Quote Originally Posted by speedminded
    [australian voice] this beaut we got here mates is a fiesty one, be careful now...corner this beast in the bush and it'll grab ya by the short and curly's
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    yea thats a home safe link
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    Which one is of the one i am looking for so I can go directly to it and skip all the other BS pics? lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett
    Which one is of the one i am looking for so I can go directly to it and skip all the other BS pics? lol
    pic 183 is the closest thing to a nipple that you will see. Other than that, no skin shown in the other pics! WTF, however, there is a lot of hotties in there!
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    HA, i have to pick one? no.. no, im not gonna tell on myself.... some of yall have seen me good..
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    Um, apearently, I've run into doors, willingly. I've almost gone skinny dipping (Damn you, Val!) I smacked my head both getting in, and getting out of the back seat of the CL-S, urinated infront of the headlights of the CL-S (I had to pee real bad, and stopped in the middle of the road in the grass and forgot to turn them off. lol) (HID's don't help the stealth factor.)
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    man i have many plastered stories....i could go on forever with this thread.

    I was plastered and decided to steal a golf cart at a golf course in florida. We rode the golf course up and down all night and took the thing out through a couple neighborhoods, picked up some hoes and went on our way......haha drunk times
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhAtBoYMr2
    man i have many plastered stories....i could go on forever with this thread.

    I was plastered and decided to steal a golf club at a golf course in florida. We rode the golf course up and down all night and took the thing out through a couple neighborhoods, picked up some hoes and went on our way......haha drunk times
    You mean a golf cart?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buford
    You mean a golf cart?
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    hahaha we stole a golfcart in panama city a couple years ago.........got busted and my friend pissed in the middle of the holding tank hahahaha
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    I was so plastered, the girl I dumped a few weeks before came over and raped me.. (took the penis)

    true story.. just took it..
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    rode horses with chuck norris
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    Quote Originally Posted by RedGTS
    rode horses with chuck norris
    +1 for some random ass Chuck Norris comment! That shit was funny!!!
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    I was plastered and.....

    didn't tell you asshats shit.
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    once time I was so plastered.. I tried to break dance in a cardboard box and ended up passing out. lol
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    so plastered one time..........went to steak and shake, stole a headset from a waitress and started taking drivethru orders, I had the bowtie on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RedGTS
    so plastered one time..........went to steak and shake, stole a headset from a waitress and started taking drivethru orders, I had the bowtie on.
    If you are serious that is fucking awesome.
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    bwahaha..
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    one time i got trashed, went to unlock my door while taking a bath, so i was only in a towel, and woke up outside my apartment near the parking lot spread eagle throwin up.
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